Or WHAT!?

Chop sticks

or

chap stick?

Both touch the lips.

Tube socks

or

tube steaks?

Both retain water.

Saxophone

or

phone sex?

Both captive…ate.

Bow Flex

or

flexing beau?

Both impress.

Violin

or

Lynn is vile?

Both can squawk.

Superman

or

rubber band?

Both are a stretch.

Gypsy queens

or

Burger kings?

Both are loosely royal.

Curtain call

or

certain fall

Both are taking bows.

Poetic justice

or

just a poet

Both are needful.